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		<title>The Downfall of Dan&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/the-downfall-of-dan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, what we all knew would eventually happen has come to pass.  Dan is no longer with us.  He&#8217;s with someone else.  Dan managed to get himself fired after showing up to work drunk and driving a forklift into a door, breaking both the door and the forklift.  Dan was uninjured (OSHA&#8230; it works). Some [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=34&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How to sexually harass in the workplace&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/26/how-to-sexually-harass-in-the-workplace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ugh. 5am wake-up times on weekends suck. Nigel had to go into work this morning for his obligatory Saturday extra-extra-special overtime with&#8230; Dan. Dan has been a little tight-lipped lately around Nigel ever since the &#8220;get your wife&#8217;s bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie&#8221; conversation. However, because they&#8217;re both working together [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=33&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brown women and big machines&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/brown-women-and-big-machines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you get some Tarantino-esque B movie reel going through your head, let me start this post on a positive note: It looks like the shop has decided to hire another woman machinist, which makes 2. She is Mexican, and according to Nigel, does not speak much English, however I reminded him that this is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=27&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nigel fails his privilege resistance test&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love my Nigel.  He tries.  I know that we aren&#8217;t supposed to give cookies for effort, because then they won&#8217;t make effort without cookies, but I do anyway.  Well, not cookies.  I give him encouraging words.  The problem is that I also occasionally make cookies and other foods out of love for the culinary [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=24&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Me thinks teh menz doth protest too much..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dans are Everywhere]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone in the shop has been working a lot of overtime for the past couple of weeks, because it seems that someone &#8212; probably Dan &#8212; didn&#8217;t make their parts right and when they sent the product to [Major Oil  Drilling Company], apparently it blew up one of the oil wells.  Millions of dollars literally [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=23&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dan on stalking and your mind&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/dan-on-stalking-and-female-neurobiology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan and teh menz were sitting in the break room having lunch. Dan: Dammit, I saw something yesterday that pissed me off. Nigel: Oh? Dan: Remember those hot lesbians that live next to me? Nigel: The ones you assume are lesbian, because they are two women who live near you? Dan: &#8230; Yeah&#8230; Nigel: I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=22&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dan&#8217;s entitled to you, too&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/the-hazards-of-shopping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan was explaining to listening ears that his wife had been asking him to stop by Wal-Mart on his way home from work for the past three days to pick up something-or-other for the house. Dan: &#8220;I told her, &#8216;But honey, I don&#8217;t have time to stop by any pussy shacks on the way home. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=20&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It burns&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/20/it-burns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:20:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nigel and Daniel (a different person from Dan; see Characters &#38; Setting) were working on a project together, with Dan tinkering in the background.  Nigel and I only have one working vehicle right now and I keep it after dropping him at work, so Daniel invites Nigel to come with him to forage for lunch.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=17&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wives: Can&#8217;t live with &#8216;em, but you can always shoot them&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/19/guns-and-a-dick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan got on the subject of his gun collection. Dan: I&#8217;m not a redneck, but I do like my guns. Nigel: Do you have many? Dan: Oh yeah. I got some nice ones, too. I mostly keep &#8216;em for hunting, and in case my wife needs to be shot. Nigel: *blank, stunned stare* Dan: I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=16&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes, she&#8217;s just asking for it&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://subversivefemale.wordpress.com/2008/04/18/sometimes-shes-just-asking-for-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 15:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nigel is trying to fit some sleeves into pipes that Dan is manufacturing along side him.  It is precision work. Dan:  Man you take a long time to fit those. Nigel:  *from beneath the pipe with a crow bar and a laser level*  Just doing it right. Dan:  Well, don&#8217;t sweat it man.  Everyone screws [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=subversivefemale.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3513883&amp;post=10&amp;subd=subversivefemale&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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