Dan’s entitled to you, too…

Dan was explaining to listening ears that his wife had been asking him to stop by Wal-Mart on his way home from work for the past three days to pick up something-or-other for the house.

Dan: “I told her, ‘But honey, I don’t have time to stop by any pussy shacks on the way home. You expect me to have time to stop by Wal-Mart?’… But then I thought, that’s all Wal-Mart really is, anyway.”

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Extreme creep factor here. Next time you’re doing your shopping chore at your local discount store, keep in mind that odds are one of the guys wandering around is a Dan, thinking of you as a pussy in the pussy shack.