The Deck…

Dan announced that he is building a deck for his wife. He was rather proud of how much work he’d put into it in between the time when he gets home and when his wife comes home from her job, and he was happily going into great detail about this project with Nigel for days. But then his heroic efforts were interrupted by the arrival of a pair of women who moved in next door. They saw him working outside and came over to introduce themselves.

Dan: They’re so fucking hot. Can you believe it? I got two hot lesbians right next door!

Nigel: How do you know that they’re lesbians?

Dan: *looks at Nigel with a lecherous grin* Because… because, dude… the tall one introduced the other one as her girlfriend.

Nigel: Uh huh. *sighs* So, naturally, lesbians.

Dan: Ha ha.. Totally. But fuck, I only have an hour before the old lady comes home, and I have all that work on the deck to do.

Nigel: So?

Dan: I don’t have time to go over there and talk to them.

Nigel: You could go over with your wife.

Dan: No man… I mean I wanna go over there to flirt with them. They were being real friendly so they might go for it.

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So now Dan’s project for his wife has turned into a terrible obstacle that bars his golden opportunity to convert these two assumed lesbians to the Path of Cock. How tragic for him.

How easily they invite his sexual aggression merely because they happen to be female and in a geographically convenient location relative to his cock.  I suppose it completely escapes his porn-fevered mind that these women might in fact be two human beings who just happened to want to meet their neighbor.  Perhaps they aren’t living fuckdolls who are gagging for his manly rutting.  Nah…  Women exist to be fucked by any man who wants them. He’ll soon have them doubled up on his manpole, I’m sure.

Remember this next time you go for a friendly chat with your guy neighbor. He could be Dan.